askpixie.

02.05.05

Hey, Dear professional buyer:

How are you?

Glad to have your sight bless me! I am a lovely dog called "Odd Ball", who comes from ShenZhen,

the industrial centre of China. Now, I am working for a Hairdressing company as a catalog deliverer.

Honorably, I meet  your contact info. , so ,with sincereness, I take all this information to you, hoping could fit your need, for I believe "More Info. More Choices"!

Thank you so much and best wishes for you!

(insert a whole bunch of advertising in engrish)

Anything I can do for you , please contact me!

Hi Odd Ball,

Jeesh, I don't even know how to respond to that.

I'm still trying to take in the idea of a typing dog that speaks engrish and has internet access.

Wow.

And you have a job?

That's amazing.

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