02.18.05
I'm still planning on returning that stinky suitcase to HSN, but damn is it hard to find a box that's the right dimensions. They're all too short, but the right width and depth, or they're the right length and width, but like 2 inches deep.
I require a box 24 - 26 inches tall, 18 - 20 inches wide, and 11 - 14 inches deep. Whatever gap that's left between the box and the suitcase can be stuffed with newspapers.
As the clock ticks down on my window of time to return this thing, I am beginning to think that I might have to go roll a bum for his refrigerator box, cut it down, and make a box of appropriate size for myself.
Besides, it's not like the stink of unwashed wino couldn't possibly be overpowered by the toxic stench emanating from the suitcase.
Man that thing smells bad.
What's in your head?