askpixie.

04.24.04

Hi Kent,

I haven't heard from you in awhile just wanted to catch up. What are you doing now? How's work going? I've been really busy lately, haven't really had much time to do anything. My job has me working like 60 hours a week, travelling all over the world. Well I gotta run, just hit me up when you get a chance.

Regards,
Bianca Kent

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Bianca,

There are a few things that have intrigued me about this email.

The sender's email address claims to belong to Kristin Stapleton.

Does this woman know that you are using her email to talk to married men?

Also, from the tone of your letter to this Kent person, you seem to be acquaintances or not-particularly-close friends, especially when you are using the term "regards" as your sign-off.

"Talk to you later," or "We'll have to do lunch sometime soon," or "Ciao," would be a more sociable way to close a letter.

However, it would seem that you must have a more intimate personal relationship with Kent if you are suggesting performance enhancement products for him and his wife to use.

Is he an ex-boyfriend from college?

Because I don't think that Mrs. ex-boyfriend from college would be particularly happy if Mr. ex-boyfriend college came home one day and said, "Hey, little missus, let's head on upstairs for a little slap and tickle! I heard about this great sex oil from my a friend, so I ordered some off the internet and am raring to try it out!"

I think she'd want to know which friend was maintaining that personal a relationship with her husband.

And if her hubby was stupid enough to say something like, "You remember, the girl I dated sophomore year of college, Bianca Kent -- you know I never thought about it but her last name is the same as my first name, and if I would have married her and taken her last name I'd be Kent Kent, ha ha..." he might just get to try the oil out on himself and the Victoria's Secret catalogue while the little wife went to stay at her mother's house.

Or maybe it's just me that thinks that way.

Either way, I don't have a penis right now, so the point is moot.

I'll just have to trust you on the effectiveness of the product.

And ask you to stop sending email to other people using my email address.

-- pixie

 

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