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05.28.05

In explanation, I get a lot of spam. Lately, I've been getting a lot of random ones that don't have pix or links or attachments or anything. They're just random blocks of text. These are the highlights:

Hey
what's going on??
I must see you a.s.a.p regarding that offer.
i cant get you by cell.
maybe it would be better if we just forget about "that thing".
bye,
Arnold

Hi Everybody
I'm back from spain. the beaches were great and the local lovers even more.
remind me you all to show you some pics
cheers
Mary

In the middle of the night, I was walking by the sea, and baby baluga jumped out from amongst the bushes. SO one day Mr. Gregor exclaimed "Why do skater normals have no preppy either?!?!?!" So I wanted to watched. or Maybe if I wanted to watch it then I had a dream that countless historian lost their credit but i dont Remember what it was. I don't like you but can I have your autograph. No one wants your autograph so I started to cry in the pizza shop. Where did Ryan go? He must have moved to Ohio.

My favorite part is, of course, "...I don't like you but can I have your autograph. No one wants your autograph..."

It reminds me of my pixie-hating readers.

I think that all of these were meant to have some sort of commercial linkage.

The first one implies that there is some sort of naughty image or movie that you shouldn't see but of course will, upon clicking on the link, like some girl licking donkey wang or something.

The second one just positively screams that it has pix of Mary getting down with the local lovers in Spain, probably all at one. You know, menage-a-quinze or something.

And the third one? I couldn't tell you. Maybe there are nekkid pix of Ryan somewhere out there.

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