askpixie.
07.03.04
Dear Askpixie,
It's me ;-)
I very much love new acquaintances, I love music, meetings with friends. I go on night clubs, except for parties I sometimes visit theatres and I love cinema. In general I only shall be glad to new acquaintance and class dialogue...
Further details are in attach.
Kind regards, Annie
(attachment is "me2.jpg" and an "info.exe" file I refuse to open)
and
Hello,
I am looking for a serious relationship. I am NOT interested in flirt and short-term love adventure.
Attached file tells everything.
Sincerely, Christina
(attachment is "me2.jpg" and an "info.com" file I also refuse to open)
and
Askpixie,
I am kind, fair, careful, gentle also want to create family. I love animal (cats, dogs), the literature, theatre, cinema, music, walks in park .
Attached file will tell you everything.
Cheers, SecretGurl
(as you suspect, the attachment is "me2.jpg" and the ubiquitous "info.exe" file)
Boy, where to start.
1. Every email address at pixiemartin.com is either me or Cricket. Neither of us have accounts under annie, christina, or secretGurl. Most especially not secretGurl, as it is stupid-sounding and misuses the world "girl."
2. It isn't the least bit suspicious that random girls/Gurls just start hitting on me three days in a row, all in exactly in the same email format and all suffering from consistently horrible grammar and punctuation.
3. Under Properties, each and every email's Return-path is <mark.branan@coldwellbanker.com>.
4. I don't open unsolicited email attachments, because they are invariably virus-laden.
5. None of these girls are my type. I'm not into high-maintenance, pasty, brunette women. You know, because they are women.
6. And, I'm not entirely certain how to "new acquaintance and class dialogue..."
Go fishing elsewhere, please.
-- pixie
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