askpixie.
08.02.03
Dear Pixie,
The recent influx of spam in my email box raised a very important question.
I've received many different marketers promoting penis enlargement pills that *guarantee* 3" growth for various different products over a several week period.
My question is:
If I take these multiple products in conjuncture, will they each give me separate results?
IE: If I take 10 different products could I gain 30" in a months time?
Or would I have take take one and then switch to a different one after I get the gauranteed results?
IE: During first few weeks I take one product and go up to 11 inches. Next few weeks go up to 14. Imagine 6 months of this regimen?
I'll have one so long that I have to wrap it around my ankle!!! The wonders of modern science!
Please help show me the light.
Yours truly,
Confused John Thomas
CJT:
Well, from what I understand, if you read the fine print, they also offer increased stamina, and other viagra like benefits.
So, I'm guessing that if they function at all in a viagra-like manner, the reason they add inches to your length and girth is because your penis is probably longer and thicker when erect than flaccid.
However, not having seen said tool in question, I can only guess.
Ahem.
But not being the sort of people myself that desires to dump a bunch of random, sketchy chemicals in my system, were I to answer spam offers for a large, more impressive tool, I'd just send away for something from Phallix. According to their spam, which arrives several times a day to all of my mailboxes, including askpixie:
The Most Beautiful Women Deserve the Finest Erotic Adult Toys
100% Hand Blown Functional Erotic Glass Art
High Quality, Medical Grade Pyrex Glass. 100% Safe, Hypoallergenic & often recommended by doctors to curb cross contamination associated with traditional materials. All Phallix are tempered for high durability & when properly cared for will last a lifetime. Colors won't fade or bleed & they're dishwasher safe!
Phallix dildos are preferred by your favorite adult publications such as Penthouse.
In fact, if I am correct, I might have actually seen these things in action on an episode of HBO's Real Sex something or other. They, er, seemed popular.
Besides, toting around a pyrex love-toy would probably be better for your posture than an ankle-length organic magic wand. A johnson of that proportion could keep an entire chiropractic practice in business.
-- pixie
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