askpixie.

08.09.03

1.
From: Faster TNG
Subject: W32.Elkern removel tools

Mcafee give you the special W32.Elkern removal tools

W32.Elkern is a special dangerous virus that can infect on Win98/Me/2000/XP.

For more information,please visit http://www.Mcafee.com

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2.
From: adiva4aka
Subject: Fw: One Hackers Love
 
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Hi
Check the Attachement ..
See u
 
adiva4aka
 
----- Original Message -----
From: "checkfriends" lovegreetings@checkfriends.com
To: adiva4aka@aol.com
Sent: Sun,20 Jul 2003 23:03:13 PM
Subject: One Hackers Love

This e-mail is never sent unsolicited. If you need to unsubscribe, follow the instructions at the bottom of the message.

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Enjoy this friendship Screen Saver and Check ur friends circle...
 
Send this screensaver from www.checkfriends.com to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.
 
* To remove yourself from this mailing list, point your browser to: http://checkfriends.com/remove?freescreensaver
* Enter your email address (adiva4aka@aol.com) in the field provided and click "Unsubscribe".
OR...
* Reply to this message with the word "REMOVE" in the subject line.
 
This message was sent to address adiva4aka@aol.com
X-PMG-Recipient: adiva4aka@aol.com

<<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>>

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3.
From: ACHDRAGONFLY
Subject: goldfish
 
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Hi Dear
Check the attach
See u
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More details attached

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4.
From: adoptmalibu
Subject: goldfish
 
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Hi Dear
Check the attach
See u
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.
Enjoy the attachement

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5.
From: adiseshut
Subject: Fw: goldfish
 
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Hi Dear
Check the attach
See u
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And of course, as you might imagine, each one of these attachments is the W32.Elkern virus!

All of this virus-y love for yours truly!

How about you pathetic creatures go an invest in some virus-prevention software, so that you quit spamming me with crap that my virus-prevention software laughs at? Not that I open attachments from strange emails, anyways. You see the word "goldfish" in the subject line and you just know it is something bad, if you only have a brain.

The best part of all of this? my regular email gets at least one third less goldfish-attachments emails than this one does, and it is apparently subscribed to every porn, inkjet cartridge, penis/breast enlargement, investment, home mortgage, credit consolidation, prescription-less pharmaceutical, wieight-loss, and free golf wedge spam list that exists!

I blame you.

-- pixie

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