askpixie.
08.14.04
What's wrong with your computer?
also known as...
How would Pixie have spent her summer vacation?
Jimmer
Currently, there is nothing wrong with my computer that a little extra memory wouldn't fix. Oh, and the soundcard is hosed. A trip to Best Buy could take care of both of those problems, except I don't want to part with my computer for 1-3 weeks to get the soundcard fixed, and I don't feel like paying someone to do something I could do myself, if I wanted to invalidate my warranty coverage.
Ideally, all summer long, pixie would be lounging on the beach, next to a posh cabana, with a delicious vodkarita in one hand, and a ceasely entertaining book in the other. Her skin would be golden and sleek, and her body would be lithe and lean from swimming everyday. There would always be a nice breeze that would keep it from being too hot, and it would be like heaven. Also, there would be a nice light lunch of fruit and other refreshing nibblies on standby.
Except that pixie is instead lily white, a little flabby, and has partially-stubbly legs as a result of a botched wax job she paid too much to get. But she does have key lime cheesecake, delicious vodkaritas, and a cat that wanders around randomly yowling.
-- pixie
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