askpixie.

08.30.03

From: Barney Conner
Subject: BEATRIZ is hot abzv

Curious askpixie@pixiemartin.com ??

<insert obligatory naughty webcam photo here>

This will piss off my BF!!
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What I am curious about is why you would possibly think I'd care about the relative hotness of Beatriz?

Or more to the point, if you/Beatriz are concerned enough about your* boyfriend's feelings to mention it to random strangers, but don't feel badly enough about the actions you are committing to do more than tell the same strangers to keep it quiet on your behalf, clearly there are some issues that you need to address with your significant other.

I suggest couple's counseling.

There, the two of you can come to the root of your problems, and address the financial situation that has driven you to the webcam porn industry, the lack of trust between you and your loved one, and determine whether or not the relationship is worth saving.

Good luck!

-- pixie

Yesterday & Tomorrow.

*Whose boyfriend will take offense is not clear by the wording of the email, as it could either be Barney's boyfriend that would be pissed about him whoring out Beatriz's webcam, or it could be Beatriz's boyfriend that would be upset by Barney's pimping Beatriz on a pornsite.

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