09.14.02
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No thank you.
And, what is it with all of the "We visited your site and it rules, but it also sucks because it isn't listed all over the place with every miniscule or mighty search engine available, which means that your site actually sucks, but if you give us money, we will make you rule again." email sent to the advice column?
I never ever get it via pixiemail, which leads me to wonder, are these people offering advice?
Because, if they are, they don't seem to understand what an advice column is all about.
-- pixie
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