09.24.02
One of these statements is a lie.
When I answer the phone at work, most everyone thinks I'm Overlord Carol, even her clients.
My pope's noses were peeping out all day at work because the air is still on.
I stubbed my toe so hard on the bathroom door frame this morning that I fell down swearing and crying.
I got my ticket to "Sensation 2002" in the mail today, addressed to Christen Luper.
I have decided to get a brazilian wax this weekend, because I've been feeling excessively furry, and I want to look nice for my impending trip to Chicago.
What's in your head?