askpixie.
10.05.02
have a question for you...
do you have enough money to retire today?
If not, keep reading -
I'm hoping you've just fallen off the apple cart. I have a proposal so ludicrous, it would only work on a cretin - if you don't know what those words mean, don't worry about it - this e-mail is for you (and you alone!)
You see, I never thought about money, but I realized I never had more than I needed. And then I ran into a "friend" who promised to help me out with something that had made *him/her/it* rich! All it took was a little time and effort.
The steps!
1) Write down the addresses from the e-mail (listed at the end)
and put them on ENVELOPES.
2) Put a dollar (more is always better, right?) in each envelope.
3) Seal, and put a stamp on each envelope - mailing it out
immediately!
4) Repost the above list, bumping one of the people's names of
the list, putting in your own.
Four easy steps - I can't count the amount of satisfied participants in this program; I'm sure there is at least one, but it could be more, LOTS more!
But then, I ran across some more friends, who had BETTER ways. And these would even be LEGAL! It was really complex though, and I couldn't figure how to translate it for ignoramusses (people like my MOM and DAD!) So I took what I liked out of both of the ideas, and made a better idea. This is called...never mind, what it means, is MORE MONEY FASTER.
Now, instead of knocking just one person's name off, I knocked ALL OF THEM OFF! That would be SIX times more money. Now, all I'm asking for sharing my secret with you, is that you keep this message intact, er...together, and only knock HALF of the names off. That still means you make FOUR times the amount you normally would. I know that if we all close our eyes, and just BELIEVE what I say and HAVE FAITH, everything will turn out just swell.
Good luck!
GW Busch^H^Hh
1600 Penncil<message truncated due to length>
Good Ol' Dubya!
I'm sorry, but all of my finances are tied up in real estate wheelings and dealings.
I hear there's a bridge for sale somewhere in NYC, and my interest has been piqued!
-- pixie
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