askpixie.
10.11.03
Kiss
Your Thin Ordinary
Lip's Goodbye!
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Who's lips are you calling thin and ordinary?
I will have you know that my lips are somewhat full and uniquely special.
But, in the spirit of the game, I've read your ad, and am amazed. If I use this crap for 30 days, I will permanently have double the provocative and pouty lips that I did before, or I get my money back?
And I'm not entirely sure how something that I have to use a whole lot -- thus the three tubes worth I am apparently buying, will render permanent results.
What happens if I stop using it?
Does it operate on Rogaine-like technology that should I ever stop using it, my lips will deflate and become flabby and unattractive?
Because, if so, that's not cool.
No one wants a pair of navel grazers hanging off their face.
-- pixie
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