10.12.01
You have to wonder about someone who, in lieu of the traditionally provided hair above her eyes, wears glittery flower confetti glued on in the shape of brows.
You also have to wonder about someone who believes that the reason her hair looks like ass is because terrorists on the pedmall threw unknown chemicals into her hair, targeting her because she is a wealthy, Jewish heiress.
And that she filed a police report regarding the incident.
And made an appointment to get her hair fixed, under an assumed name.
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I have never been so glad to not have a client show up for an appointment.
