11.05.02
I am addicted to crab rangoon, fried wontons, and wonton soup.
So it probably isn't the best thing that China Star is in the mall, right near Younkers. And that they have all of these things available for reasonable rates.
But wait, you might ask, aren't you totally allergic to shellfish? Isn't the mere suggestion of eating crab enough to give you fits and hives?
Well, I have yet to have ever eaten a crab rangoon that had a mere suggestion of crab involved somewhere in their creation.
Yes, perhaps the merest smidgen of imitation crab was in the general vicinity of the cream cheese filling at some point, but hey, apparently that isn't enough to set me off.
It probably would be a good idea though, if I couldn't eat them.
The almond m&m's are bad enough, and the flaming hot cheetos probably aren't the best idea, but deep fried wonton wrappers filled with fattening things probably are much, much worse for my waistline.
What's in your head?