11.11.01
There's nothing quite as refreshing as taking a nice hot bath, picking up your bath puff, and dumping a soggy glob of cockroach on to it from the bottle of shower gel upon which you forgot to replace the lid.
Obviously my neighbors weren't home, or else the police would have most assuredly visited sometime shortly thereafter, summoned in response to the loudest, most blood-curling scream I have ever let loose upon the planet.
