12-28-00
My personal game plan was something along the lines of 'have a drink after work and go home'. What actually followed was that I was sucked into a lurid, drunken debaucle at another undisclosable location where drinking games and card tricks were played, and the ass grabbing was hot hot hot!
It was spectacular*.
I gave out my card trick secrets like some kind of Magic Secrets Revealed 4 whore, and learned a new trick in the process.
I grabbed nubile, 20-year old fanny.
I learned a new card-based drinking game, and in the process drank enough to elicit concern, but not enough to interest the local law enforcement officials on my stumbly, moon boot-clomping trek home.
All in all, a joyous time was had by all**.
*For full effect, roll your the 'r' in spectacular in a full-on, debauchery-laden hispañohablante manner!
**And I even secured two separate invites to the private holiday party of the workplace from which all of my partying cohorts derive their incomes. Woohoo!
