04.01.01
I'm not very good at the whole April Fool's gag. I thought about telling someone that he knocked me up, but that isn't so much funny as terrifying.
And then I thought about calling my boss and telling her that I quit, but her heart attack wouldn't be very funny tomorrow.
I did change the name of the forum I moderate on ISCA from Non Sequitur> to Non Non Sequitur> and made an official post stating that people had to sequitur. Then I came back later, noticed all of the non sequiturial posts, and made another official post stating that if people didn't start sequituring that I would delete and sanction them for violating forum policy. Someone actually took me seriously and complained.
See? I suck at this stuff.
I mean, I suppose I could have made a big post on here all about how this was going to be my last entry because my site was taking up too much of my time, but that would have been a mean, cruel lie. I don't really enjoy lying, even if it is in the spirit of the day.
