04-14-01
If, for some reason we won't discuss, you feel the strange compulsion to apply Nair 3-in-1 on your upper thighs and fanny, do so before bathing.
If you wait until after you've scrubbed and buffed and softened your skin all up with a nice bath, you will spend the rest of the day feeling like your ass is on fire. You will also have nice set of chemical burns that look like diaper rash*.
*Chalk this up there with the knowledge that if you dry-shave your calves one day because you want to wear capri pants but don't have the time to shave the conventional way, and then decide to Nair them the next because you never got around to shaving the conventional way, you will have icky, crusty scabs and a rash for the rest of the week.
