04.18.01
In the morning, I noticed something orange and rectangular on the ground near my empty trash can. Walking home from work, I noticed that it was a book, face down in the gravel. It appeared to be a paperback with an orange cover and some sort of curlicued swirly design on the back. It was still there when I went to class, and it was still there when I returned home later. I decided to pick up my trash can and take it back up on to my deck, so I picked up the book as well, curious as to what it was.
The cover sports a sketch of a scantily-clad female in underpants that appear to be in the process of being pulled down by a man, using only his teeth. I believe I have found some sort of trashy 'pulp fiction' kind of book...
From the publisher of such fine books as Thongs, The Memoirs of Dolly Morton, and Casebook, The Interracial Sexualists, I present to you Nude Teacher's Dilemma, by Anthony James. If the title is unfamiliar to you, perhaps you recognize it under one of the other names it has sported over the years: 1977's Naked Teacher's Secret, 1977's other title, Lustful Nude Teacher, 1980's Teacher, Teacher, Horny Creature, or simply 1984's Horny Teacher. I'd have to say that Teacher, Teacher, Horny Creature is my personal favorite.
From the Foreword:
"There is nothing wrong in nudity, providing the individuals who decide to parade in the buff use common sense and sound judgement. Meaning, of course, that they confine their penchant for parading in the buff to the proper places...
"However, when a shapely school-teacher decides she loves to run around in the nude -- especially when she is around her young male students -- that can be dangerous..."
There's more, but you're going to have to actually get a copy for yourself to find out the rest.
