04.20.01
I would just like to state publically that whatever you might have heard about 14 year-old Danny Clark telling me that one of his male teachers does porn, and me responding that Simon Rex, formerly of MTV-fame and now a player on the show Jack & Jill, used to do porn, too, has probably been greatly exaggerated.
Of course, it was gay male porn, and yes, I used the colorful colloquialism, "he used to take it up the ass," but I assure you, no harm was done. In fact, I was quick to point out that he was really young when he did the porn, and it has apparently not affected his career at all, since he's on a popular WB show, nor his dating life, because he's dating co-star and Lucky Brand model, Jamie Pressly.
I'm still not convinced about his teacher being a porn star, though. I just can't imagine the Iowa City Community School District employing former adult entertainment practitioners to teach history, science and math to impressionable junior high children. At least I don't think they would.
