05-05-01

In honor of the date, and because I spent the greater portion of this weekend immersed in watching a heaping stack of videos on the big shiny box of love, I have decided to provide the official list of pixiemartin's top five sexy bitches*, by category.

All-around sexy bitches, male (in no particular order):

1) Toby Stephens

2) Ralph Fiennes

3) Brendan Fraser

4) Christian Bale

5) Johnny Lee Miller

All-around sexy bitches, female:

1) Peta Wilson

2) Angela Bassett

3) Geena Davis

4) Natalie Portman

5) Britney Spears

Yesterday & Tomorrow.

*In this context, what makes a sexy bitch, you ask? Well, given the proper circumstances**, these individuals are people that I would climb all over like a jungle gym.

**Circumstances being that I wouldn't be imprisoned for sexual misconduct, and that for some of them, I would have to be a lesbian***.

***However, for Peta, I might consider naughtiness regardless of consequence or orientation, were she to reciprocate my interest. There's just something about her that trips my trigger. And despite her having been married, she's done enough girl-on-girl roles that you almost have to wonder...