05-11-01
I think I broke my period.
Okay, maybe I didn't break it, but it's definitely on the fritz.
The plan is that with the pill regulating things, I have 24 days of the not-period, 4 days of the period, and then back to the 24 days of the not-period, and so on. Day 22 through day 28 of this cycle are medically unregulated.
Well, for the last 2 cycles, it's been 21 days of the not-period, 7 medically unregulated days of trying to figure out when the period is going to arrive, shrugging in indifference on day 28, and back to the 21 days of medically regulated not-periodness.
I suppose that I should ask my doctor about this, but frankly I'm enjoying having the not-period. A great deal of women in Europe continuously take the pill to have years of not-periodness, with no ill-effects. I just look at is as me saving $5 bucks for each week of medically unregulated not-periodness that I have. Plus, it makes me feel so very continental.
And no, I am not having the not-period because I've spawned. I've had the period several times since the last spawn occurred, and unless I'm miraculously toting around the Lord's parasitic issue within me, that's not the problem.
Besides, I'm shrinking too rapidly to be in that way.
Hmmm. Maybe it's a tapeworm.
