05.20.01
Oh.
My.
God.
I have gone blind.
I have gone blind and am typing this by touch alone.
I have gone blind and am typing this by touch alone because my retinas have been burned out by witnessing the most ungodly thing I have ever had the misfortune to witness, even more unfortunate and horrible than Protégé: The X-Files season finale ended with Mulder and Scully in a liplock.
I mean, sure, I think that every romantically-inclined, red-blooded human female that is a regular viewer of The X-Files has imagined the possibility of such a thing happening, and I'm sure that even a few of them might have thought that it would be really hot, and maybe have even touched themselves inappropriately while in the midst of the thought*, or have dedicated their life to fan fiction** about such an event, but to actually witness it with your own eyes is to finally understand what the epitome of wrong actually is.
*To my recollection, I have never engaged in such behaviour***. I'm sure some pervy geek chicks have, though.
**I have also definitely never engaged in such a thing. I think fan fiction is silly, unless it is very tastefully written, and involves characters that I think are hot, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, or possibly Angel.
***Dude, I've got so many better things to touch myself inappropriately while thinking about, were I inclined to do that sort of thing, which I'm most definitely not****.
****Sometimes I tell slight mistruths*****.
*****And sometimes I outright lie******.
******This just might be one of those times.
