06-14-00
Too much change on the TV. No new Others and Pretenders and Nikitas and Profilers this fall. Gone gone gone. PO5 and 90210, adios and goodbye. Time of Your Life is back for a limited summer run until the last 6 episodes are done. Which leaves me happily glued to my eMpTyV. Oh yeah, Real World 9: New Orleans is all about the booty. I have never seen a more crazed, desperate lot of people short of those on Road Rules, which also debuts soon. It's going to be a short attention span summer, let me tell you what.
I am a voyeur. I freely admit that. It's sort of a kink. Maybe that's why I love television so much, because it allows me to spy on people without being naughty or illegal. I guess everyone else is just more interesting than I am, so I have to live vicariously through them. And for the 30 minutes to an hour that the people I like to watch are on my screen, I am able to forget just how droll my existence is. I'm all about the instantaneously gratifying, short attention spanned, vicarious lifestyle. The bitch is just having to wait until next week for my next fix. I'm a junkie junkie junkie.
And everyone think good thoughts about Dana's boobs, because she's getting them downsized today. We love you, Dana! Speedy recovery and no icky scars!
