06.16.01

 

Just when I was despairing that I would have nothing to answer, I received this missive. I consider this fair game, since it was sent to askpixie.

 

From: A Gutterbrain <agxxxxxx@yahoo.com>

To: <askpixie@home.com>

Subject: You Are More Hot than Not!

Date: Wednesday, June 13, 2001 11:15 AM

 

I received a message from you from the Hot or Not site.

You certainly appear to be a little ball of fire.

Just my type! You can see my photo at:

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OYALB

Hope to hear from you soon.

A

To: A Gutterbrain <agxxxxxxx@yahoo.com>

Subject: Re: You Are More Hot than Not!

Date: Wednesday, June 13, 2001 6:50 PM

How perfectly terrible of you to circumvent the whole hotornot courting process!

Don't you want to exchange formulaic notes detailing how hot we found each other's pictures, and that we're crazy like that, etc?

And I see someone's been reading my site as well. I guess I don't have to tell you anything about myself because it's all there for the world to see. However, your site could use a little more content. Nothing but bright green eyes in a broodingly intense headshot. Still intriguing, though.

A little ball of fire? I don't believe I've been called that before.

P.S. Tag, you're it!

His Response:

Give me a call when you get a chance. I would like to have an in depth conversation on your iRocket.

214.555.8092

talk to you soon!

Mr. Gutterbrain

In summation?

A little presumptious, eh? I don't think I'll be making that call.

Criminy, you share with the public that you think a sex toy is humorous, and suddenly you own stock in the company or something.

Talk about jumping the gun.

Yesterday & Tomorrow.

P.S. Seriously now, folks, someone has to ask me a question so I have something to answer next week.