06.17.01

There is a real reason that I don't tend to wander around places like Target or Wal-Mart unattended.

And why is that, you ask?

Well, let me tell you.

Tonight, I went into Target with the sole intention of picking up some lightbulbs, a large bag of lollipops, possibly some pudding cups if they were on sale, and some pistachio nuts, if they were the good kind and reasonably affordable.

An hour-and-a-half later, having visited every corner of the store, I emerged with the following:

and

I would have gotten clothing or shoes, but I couldn't find any I liked, and I already have enough assemble-it-yourself furniture in my house, so I didn't need any of that.

Yesterday & Tomorrow.