06-23-00
We regret to inform you that nothing of any import happened today.
I got up and I went to work. My hair was naughty all day long. I waxed some girl's lip. I left 2 hours early because it was dead and went to the gym. I worked out for a coupla hours, and then went tanning. I went home. I made a delicious wild rice and nut pilaf, and had that for dinner. I watched some TV. I got online. Some guy on ICQ heckled me for being a snob because I don't like to talk to strangers, but that's not exactly super exciting.
Nothing important happened. Nothing cool happened. Nothing that's earth-shattering or extraordinary occurred anywhere near me today.
Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.
(I'll try to be far more entertaining tomorrow. I swear!)
