09.17.01

The idea was that I'd get my bangs trimmed a little, since they were touching my eyebrows and irking me something fearsome.

I'm not sure that an inch-and-a-half qualifies as a trim.

That is, unless your bangs are like 18 inches long, but then they really wouldn't be bangs at all.

Carol says they look kinds of Forties, or even Betty Page.

I think they look art-poseur goth.

I so got over that look in the Nineties.

The only redeeming feature is that Audrey Hepburn had bangs this short in Breakfast at Tiffany's, and she looked good.

Carol also says I now look even younger.

Because that was my entire plan:

1. Trim my own bangs, except for the one part on the left that I can't really see correctly because my hands are in the way.
2. Lure Tina into "fixing" my hair, by cutting the resulting bangs not only crooked, but an inch higher on the left side.
3. Shoo Tina away from me, sighing loudly as I trim the hair on the right side to a corresponding level of shortness.
4. Somehow end up looking 20.

Hmm.

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