
09.25.01
Just because we make light of someone's obsessive-compulsive disorder, that doesn't make the actual disorder any less annoying to have to deal with on a daily basis.
The only apparent remedy is *obscure surface cleaning.
And the fumes give me a horrible headache.
*For some reason, dusting and normal cleaning aren't always enough to please a certain discerning taskmaster, particularly when she feels compelled to ride her broomstick to work each morning.
Sometimes you have to use "sure clean" and some sort of scraping device, most likely a popsicle stick, to get gunk off the floor by the trash can.
Or use an eraser to rub all of the little black marks off the bottom of the bathroom door.
Or maybe even contort yourself and a towel into strange shapes, and then somehow use yourself and the towel to get the barely visible, albeit terribly frightening, blob of hair out from behind the cash register stand.
