09.27.01
The other day, Overlord Carol took her car into the dealership to get her oil changed. Her little brother is the general manager there, and gets her a special deal.
After dropping her car off, her brother told her to take the red Bravada that was behind the garage, because that was his car, and he'd just bring her car to her at work later, switching them out.
She wander out behind the garage, found a red Bravada with the keys in it, figured that was the one she was supposed to take, and drove to work.
A short while later, her brother called to ask if she'd taken the red Bravada that was parked behind the garage.
Of course she did.
Apparently, her little brother's wife had also brought her car in for work at the dealership, and had driven her husband's red Bravada home.
Which means that Overlord Carol inadvertently committed grand theft auto.
Fortunately, the car was picked up, her car was dropped off, and no one was the wiser.
Except me, who takes great delight in calling someone a car thief.
Guess who's getting a slim jim for her birthday, just in case the doors are locked next time?
