JUNE 2000

30 the tactel® effect.

29 backdoor lovin'.

28 dazed and bemused.

27 the whores next door.

26 a touch of Vertigo.

25 selling jesus door-to-door.

24 not becoming the other woman.

23 nothing to see.

22 collecting and hoarding.

21 step-paternal guilt.

20 return to paradise.

19 stop making sense.

18 potpourri for $1000.

17 tripping the light waxtastic, Brazillian-style.

16 post-operative dana.

15 aruba in a tube-a.

14 television voyeurism.

13 secret lives.

12 natives are getting restless.

11 a decent day downtown.

10 'one time at band camp, i...'

09 gym zen.

08 happy and shiny and good.

07 two stupid ducks.

06 dysmorphism.

05 a dietician's worst nightmare.

04 mulberry lumberjack.

03 bloodstains in the grout, and a sincere apology.

02 plastic surgery scams.

01 rain dance.

MAY 2000

31 parental-style #2.

30 lars ulrich bites my crank...

29 child-rearing introspective.

28 a trip to the mall, and a near-suicide.

27 parental-style #1 (goldschlager remix).

26 love me, love my buddha-belly.

25 random body parts and recollections.

24 visiting doctor hand.

23 reunion blues.

22 a revelation.

21 a mouse in the house.

20 tinkerbell panties.

19 job futures.

18 bittersweet without a safety net.

17 on the edge.

16 something in the back of my head.

15 fieldhouse murder mystery.

14 bastard bambina finds her papa.

13 the things we do for love.

12 why I love cable.

11 hawthorne overheard.

10 witty and charming to boot.

09 everyone's multimedia darling.

08 make new dreams.

07 e.e. cummings.

06 anticipation.

05 millertime in chihuahua.

04 hoochification of your grandma.

03 other people's stories.

02 family ties.

01 mayday, mayday, s-o-s.

 

APRIL 2000

30 bizarre love parallelogram.

29 '...a very good place to start.'

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