(older archives are now listed at the bottom of the page.)

DECEMBER 2000

31 vestigial madness.
30 fun in the afternoon.
29 monkey business.
28 tricks and treats.
27 drip drip drip.
26 mis-something-or-other.
25 ho, ho, homicide.
24 parental scams.
23 logic versus reason.
22 vocational advice.
21 these boots are made for walking...
20 holiday cliche.
19 the nose knows.
18 winter wonderland.
17 a pointed jab.
16 sending out the post.
15 buried alive.
14 proof of something.
13 follies.
12 humbug.
11 snowdays.
10 peeee-ew.
09 paroxysm.
08 no more taco bell before bed.
07 poor poor floor.
06 a little whine with dinner.
05 something's got to give.
04 binding.
03 falbo's face-off.
02 technological frustration.
01 albatross.
 

NOVEMBER 2000

30 a word to the wise.
29 familial revelations.
28 a triumphant return.
27 the trouble with trippies, part 4.
26 the trouble with trippies, part 3.
25 the trouble with trippies, part 2.
24 the trouble with trippies, part 1.
23 vacation, all i ever wanted.
22 the holiday drunk.
21 damn the french and their stupid toast.
20 stinky vermin.
19 weekend report.
18 your cold, tired, huddled masses.
17 literal girl.
16 one of those faces.
15 presidential deathmatch 2000.
14 crazy little thing called love.
13 hooray for boobies.
12 someone else's birthday.
11 logistical errors.
10 the big whopper.
09 love and fame.
08 hosed and shushed.
07 choice.
06 emergency rescue.
05 prize central.
04 rain delay.
03 fugue state.
02 the sweetest thing.
01 helloween.
 

OCTOBER 2000

31 phasic musings.
30 scantily clad, drunk people on my bed.
29 biko love.
28 computer heaven.
27 cruel terre rose.
26 10 secrets.
25 beware the fog.
24 bad andy. good god almighty.
23 the national past time.
22 'something i can never have...'
21 la fashionista.
20 a needed out.
19 the moral police.
18 revisionist history, an apology of sorts.
17 irons in the fire.
16 more icq idiocy.
15 i con, you con, we all con for icon!
14 i'm feeling hot, hot, hot.
13 (what you get on a negative sleep bank.)
12 arbusto = muy, muy malo.
11 and it tastes like caramel, too!
10 one sexy bitch.
09 fun with icq.
08 party crashing.
07 dumb-ass whitey.
06 pixie's got back.
05 heading north for the winter.
04 television roundup.
03 unclean! unclean!
02 an educational experience.
01 a real sparkler.

SEPTEMBER 2000

30 mudslide victim.
29 demonic conspiracy.
28 getting by.
27 guilt and other holiday treats.
26 teenage dirtbag, baby.
25 sleeping over.
24 sage advice for the morally bankrupt.
23 mudslides and other unnatural disasters.
22 another vernal equinox shot to hell.
21 footwear controversy.
20 'p is for pixie, who died of ennui...'
19 the official naysayer of the olympic games.
18 livres et fleurs.
17 a little whine with dinner.
16 coffee talk w/ shovalye sanlioglu.
15 'take this job and...'
14 'out, out, damn spot.'
13 a near-biblical deluge.
12 dream a little dream.
11 a lack of culture, animal or otherwise.
10 wallflowers, and other household pests.
09 houseguest hoochie-coo.
08 skintimate details.
07 varsity redux.
06 laborious day.
05 ablution and other home games.
04 cute like me.
03 puppetmaster.
02 photographic excess.
01 bibliophilia.
AUGUST 2000
 
31 it's not so much the heat as...
30 making a spectacle.
29 'passion at ten. envy at eleven. murder at noon.'
28 keeping house.
27½ lost & found.
27 snapshot spree.
26 entertaining eye candy.
25 princess for a day.
24 queen of the road.
23 debby does disorder.
22 stealing paul.
21 felinalities.
20 tools of the trade.
19 bottom of the bell jar.
18 eve and the snake.
17 connection pending.
16 international notoriety.
15 inside the rattletrap.
14 farm cat strut.
13 to have and to hold.
12 forsaking all others.
11 licensed to ill.
10 obtuse chanteuse.
09 dispassionate devotion.
08 '...a faerie's heart beats fierce and free!"
07 nye @ hoc.
06 reunion roundup.
05 hot pants.
04 young lovers take heed.
03 a tale of a fateful trip.
02 starfuckers, inc.
01 do not pass Go. (do not collect $200.)

JULY 2000

31 a good thing.
30 forces of nature.
29 the sky is falling.
28 ticketed and/or towed.
27 tourist traipse.
26 '...a little illumination, if you please, gentlemen!'
25 i'm not perfect.
24 den of slack.
23 the why-chromosome.
22 go go go juice.
21 teensy revelations.
20 strange bubbles.
19 professional piety.
18 sins of omission.
17 eschewing varsity cleaners.
16 bulk wardrobing.
15 poetical frustration.
14 contemporary color crisis.
13 unimportant details.
12 '...everyone is so untrue.'
11 soap opera downtown blues.
10 grandma amy.
09 not a birthday party.
08 strippers and porn-style lovin'.
07 good bob. bad bob.
06 american survivalists vs. bruce the chicken.
05 tiny dogs.
04 celebrating the family.
03 lips tits and armpits.
02 currency times ten.
01 drivel and pandering.

 

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