what the hell is
ask
pixie?
well, askpixie is retired. however,
this is what it used to be...
| because: |
| sometimes
you have a problem, and you don't know where to turn...
sometimes you have a question, and you don't know who to
ask... sometimes you have something that you can't
readily identify, whether it be animal, vegetable or
mineral, or a startling combination thereof... and
sometimes you just need someone you can turn to, ask, or
maybe just show your thingy. |
| you
want someone else to micromanage your problems? |
| here
is where you can turn for advice, whether you are a
member of the morally bankrupt, or are just otherwise
filled with some sort of turpitude that needs a little
perspective from someone that isn't you. (unless
you're stupid, or easily offended. then just go away.)
|
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you want to know about some form of japanese thermal
relaxing, reconditioning, or straightening, please click here.)
&
(if you want to
know about eyelash extensions, please click here.)
previous
queries:
july
2005
30
23
16
09
02 another 40 lashes for
being sassy
june
2005
25 traduzca, por favor
18 unsolicited beauty
advice
11 holding emails check
04 googling education
for others
may 2005
28 random
21 a squirting minority
14 online voyeurism
07 woodn't you
april
2005
30 (suckers, it
isn't an askpixie)
23 speaks for itself
16 ricettas
09
02
| march 2005 |
| 26 negativity
and good eats |
| 19 |
| 12 words and
(dirty) deeds |
| 5 an intriguing
offer |
| |
| february 2005 |
| 26 jilbere
quandary |
| 19 etiquette |
| 12 amazon
deception |
| 05 odd ball
wonder dog |
| |
| january 2005 |
| cancelled
some more |
| december 2004 |
| 25 |
| 18 |
| 11 |
| 04 |
| |
| november 2004 |
| 27 |
| 20 |
| 13 |
| 06 |
| |
| october 2004 |
| 30 |
| 23 |
| 16 |
| 09 |
| 02 |
| |
| september 2004 |
| 25 |
| 18 |
| 11 |
| 04 |
| |
| august 2004 |
| 28 juicy
controversy |
| 21 summer plans |
| 14 help getting
it up |
| 07 someone's got
cooties and it isn't me |
| |
| july 2004 |
| 31 crafty and
juicy |
| 24 life coaching |
| 17 batting your
lashes |
| 10 döppelgangerland
|
| 03 not dates |
| |
| june 2004 |
| 26 even stupid
people want tr |
| 19 shiny and
scientific |
| 12 lashing me to death |
| 05 post-tr time
trials |
| |
| may 2004 |
| 29 highlighting
+ tr testimonial
|
| 22 hairdresser
pay revealed |
| 15 shinbi hookup |
| 08 creative
consulting |
| 01 going with
the gut |
| |
| april 2004 |
| 24 love oil |
| 17 cutting on
video |
| 10 in a bit of
a color fix |
| 03 yuko down low
|
| |
| february 2004 |
| cancelled
again |
| november 2003 |
| 29 investment
spam |
| 22 str8 in the
uk |
| 15 nursery fun |
| 08 shampo |
| 01 lashing out |
| |
| october 2003 |
| 25 biolustrous |
| 18 get rich
quirk |
| 11 lip
optimizer |
| 04 city views |
| |
| september 2003 |
| 27 frontpixie
express
|
| 20 honey, honey |
| 13 googling qvc
products
|
| 06 spammish |
| |
| august 2003 |
| 30 webcams, the
porn industry, and relationship issues |
| 23 paco
conundrum |
| 16 empty
thoughts |
| 09 goldfish
virus |
| 02 enlarged and
in charge |
| |
| july 2003 |
| 26 deflecting
stupidity |
| 19 super powers
activate, form of... nevermind |
| 12 öppna i
webläsare |
| 05 everything
you ever wanted to know about hair, but were afraid to
google |
| |
| june 2003 |
| 28 poison
control yourself |
| 21 psychic v.
time travel |
| 14 tiffany chai |
| 07 blankity
blank |
| |
| may 2003 |
| 31 color vs. tr
alternatives |
| 24 straight out
detroit
|
| 17 non-tr
straightening |
| 10 brief props |
| 03 brassiere
linkage
|
| |
| april 2003 |
| 26 picking a tr
system and a stylist to do it |
| 19 deciding
which tr system is right for you |
| 12 finding jay
sung |
| 05 advertising
redux
|
| |
| march 2003 |
| 29 shinbi not me |
| 22 rusk
compatibility |
| 15 2-4-1: braking and
breaking |
| 08 employment
deployment |
| 01 recondition
reconstruct |
| |
| february 2003 |
| cancelled
this year |
| |
| january 2003 |
| 25 wanna florida
style |
| 18 consumer
computer quandary |
| 11 public spam
areas |
| 04 to fade or
not to fade |
| december 2002 |
| 28 str8 4 ny |
| 21 straightening
new jersey |
| 14 riddle me
this |
| 07 hucksters,
take heed |
| |
| november 2002 |
| 30 ancient
chinese secret |
| 23 love, a crazy
little thing called |
| 16 oh, for
christ's sake |
| 09 search
engineer |
| 02 relaxin'
japan |
| |
| october 2002 |
| 26 maiden japan |
| 19 debt free |
| 12 name's fame
game
|
| 05 financialize |
| |
| september 2002 |
| 28 spam scam |
| 21 currency |
| 14 advertiserly
advice |
| 07 mystery goods |
| |
| august 2002 |
| 31 jingoistic call to arms |
| 24 camera hijinx |
| 17 spice things up |
| 10
lickety-split |
| 03 great escape |
| |
| july 2002 |
| 27 lick me |
| 20 unsolicited advice |
| 13 magickal rotato-brushing |
| 06 a good scandal |
| |
| june 2002 |
| 29 over the hill and through |
| 22 moving |
| 15 isle of idealistic pixies |
| 08 tragic magnet redux |
| 01 present future plans |
| |
| may 2002
|
| 25 clippercide |
| 18 up one degree |
| 11 vague |
| 04 pleas |
| |
| april
2002 |
| 27 biscotti |
| 20 souper |
| 13 fun money |
| 06 tipperary |
| |
| march
2002 |
| 30 jupiter toll-free |
| 23 dreamin' |
| 16 dairy queer |
| 09 mojito mamba |
| 02 pimping part 2 |
| |
| february
2002 |
| 23 gambling muse |
| 16 thimble-watching |
| 09 wuv, twoo wuv |
| 02 oscars |
| |
| january
2002 |
| 26 mullets |
| 19 foundation |
| 12 mixing it up |
| 05 glossolalia |
| december
2001 |
| 29 tipping |
| 22 orgasim |
| 15 sugar baby |
| 08 cuter than dolly |
| 01 familial relations |
| |
| november
2001 |
| 24 candleplay aftercare |
| 17 fall into the gap |
| 10 charity |
| 03 pimping pixie |
| |
| october
2001 |
| 27 boo-bies |
| 20 co-independence |
| 13 fruity goodness |
| 06 mariah scarey |
| |
| september
2001 |
| 29 explaining women |
| 22 fruity hooch |
| 15 what eva happened 2? |
| 08 pixie's fall forecast |
| 01 stains and tomatoes |
| |
| august
2001 |
| 25 rules of attraction |
| 18 niente |
| 11 tv viewing |
| 04 breaking up |
| |
| july
2001 |
| 28 amphibian linguistics |
| 21 tattoo you |
| 14 avoidance issues |
| 07 decoding women |
| |
| june
2001 |
| 30 dating |
| 23 website |
| 17 hotornottie |
| 09 friendship |
| 02 work woes |
| |
| may
2001 |
| 26 lithium and settlling |
| 19 defining relationships |
| 12 sage advice |
do
you have a question for askpixie?
mail: askpixie(at)pixiemartin(dot)com
If
pixie can't help, you're screwed.™
| (
disclaimer: as you can imagine, askpixie
is not a licensed therapist, nor is she a doctor of
anything. she has, however, had enough problems in her
life, and enough damn therapy, that she can pretty much
handle most of what you could probably throw at her. and
whatever she can't directly answer herself, she will do
her best to find an answer for you elsewhere. most likely
through google. unless otherwise noted, all thoughts and
opinions expressed herein, therein, and whereverin you're
looking, are © pixiemartin, 2005. you
gotta problem with that, punk? i didn't think so.) |