work conversations.
"So... do you go by Nathanial,*shrug*
"or Nathan,*shrug*
"or Nate,*shrug*
"or Nat?""You can call me whatever.""..."
*nod*
"..."
"Can I call you Boing-Boing McCoy?""No, please don't call me Boing-Boing McCoy.""Are you sure?""Please don't call me Boing-Boing McCoy.""Because, you know, you kinda look like a Boing-Boing McCoy."*vehement headshake*"But, whatever..."*nod*"I guess Nathanial is fine, too.""Okay."
2 Comments:
Is he hot? (You know us gays.)
He's like 12.
And not hot.
Not even in 6 years, when you stop being an extra dirty old man.
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