Thursday, June 21, 2007

online research is so interesting

Why do 16 of the 17 group of synonym listings for shellac on thesaurus.com seem to involve beating the crap out of someone?

The first thing I think of when I hear “shellac” is the resinous substance created from the dissolution of lac into a solvent of some sort, which is then used to seal wooden furniture and the like. Not thrashing someone.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Allie said...

Why in the world were you looking for synonyms for shellac anyways? lol <3

6:58 PM, June 24, 2007  
Blogger Matt said...

So if I say "Hey! Get the fuck away from me or I'm going to shellac your ass!", does that mean I'm going to prepare somebody for the Body Worlds exhibit or beat the shit out of them?

9:54 PM, June 24, 2007  
Blogger pixiemartin said...

1) Because I was trying to find a word to adequately describe a childhood misdeed, concerning a bottle of mucilage and a puppy.

2)I think you get to choose the meaning.

However the recipient of the threat may very well be confused, at least until either the anatomical plasticizing or the ass-whooping commences.

12:52 AM, June 25, 2007  
Anonymous Mom said...

I finally thought of a word that would work....how about "glaze" ???

10:39 AM, August 31, 2007  

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Sunday, June 10, 2007

work conversations.


"So... do you go by Nathanial,

*shrug*

"or Nathan,
*shrug*

"or Nate,

*shrug*

"or Nat?"

"You can call me whatever."

*nod*



"..."

"..."

"Can I call you Boing-Boing McCoy?"
"No, please don't call me Boing-Boing McCoy."

"Are you sure?"
"Please don't call me Boing-Boing McCoy."

"Because, you know, you kinda look like a Boing-Boing McCoy."
*vehement headshake*

"But, whatever..."
*nod*

"I guess Nathanial is fine, too."
"Okay."

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Blogger Matt said...

Is he hot? (You know us gays.)

5:04 PM, June 12, 2007  
Blogger pixiemartin said...

He's like 12.

And not hot.

Not even in 6 years, when you stop being an extra dirty old man.

1:12 PM, June 13, 2007  

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