this is me.

(with explanatory alt-texty-goodness)

The day I got the webcam.

Making fun of Coygirl!

being artsy.

late nite goofiness

Matty & MeMatty & Me (realtime)
Now you see me.Now you don't.

Navelcam.

the day I realized my freaky hair was naturally curly.

twinkle-toe cam!

mystery goods manufactured by a mystery fanboy.

fresh home from seeing the bloodhound gang on their "hooray for boobies!" tour. note the dishevelledness.

filled with gidget-y goodness!

a longer look.

twentysomethingdirtbag.

Goddamn, I'm cute. I wanna do me. Oh, wait, I already can.the same image burnt out in black and white.

I was playing with the light again.

weird red and green holiday shit we did to my hair at work that seemed sane at the time. the first shampoo post-coloring yielded a lovely coral-pink and dingy yellowy-green stripes that lasted for weeks!

For some reason this cut has garnered me the most compliments ever. Ever ever. I really like this view.

8th grade, trying to look punk/new-wave, and failing miserably.

a 1995 professional-type headshot, by Jane Martin, no relation.

holiday party, early 2k. technically not from the webcam, but a decent photo. with red hair even, although you can't really tell. also first post-op picture with new nose.

shawn, me, bradley 'n tasha at RandyCon01!

Me 'n my adoptive-cousin Holly, at my actual cousin Amy's wedding.

halloween postcard, featuring my high-tech target-brand costume.