My mother's marriages:

This is husband number one, Donald. He was a shrimpy little man with a Napoleonic complex. Dig her funky matching eyeshadow and dress.

Pictures of husband number two, Dennis, unavailable. (He was also a shrimpy little man with a Napoleonic complex, and actually shared Don's middle name.) Instead, here is a picture of me and his dog, Jimmy.

I don't have any pictures of the third marriage ceremony, but I do have this priceless image captured from Easter time, roughly 1977. That's me, mom, my stepdad, Ken, and my stepbrother, Damon (now much bigger and far less cute).

Rock on.