Men are all feh, Wazzopityzoo,
But what the hell, they don't know what they do.
Then came along Dr. Kabbamarine
With his magical un-fehing men machine!

He said, "Come on! For a buck or two
I'll zap your brains and un-feh you!
You think with your brains instead of your dink
And the women will flock to you, quick as a wink!"

Women rejoiced all throughout the world,
From Zamba to Kimbaba to Yarmepangoold!
Now all the men are un-feh, and what a sight it is,
Thanks to Kabbamarine and his thingamajiz.

But Kabbamarine knew better you see:
"Every guy has now been through this thing except me!
I'm the feh-most there is. So, now here's what I'll do:
I'll shove all of the women through my machine too!"
 
So the women all went through the unfeh machine
Which reverse 'em, and made them all horny and mean,
And deceitful and snide; now they think with their twats
So the men (They deserve it!) can't call all the shots.


        

This one started with my friend Tasha Robinson saying something to the
effect of, "If only relationships and men where as easy as Dr. Seuss."
So I sent her the first stanza as a joke.  She returned the second one
to me mere seconds later, and we took turns stanza by stanza until it
was finished.

Tasha was also the impetus behind the whole ToughWomen (TM) movement.
The summer between my second and third years of college, I was forced
to live at home with my parents and commute to Iowa City to work.  I
was sure I would go criminally insane, axe murder my whole family and
end up in prison.  She, however, had every faith I wouldn't be Big Bad
Betty's bitch, since I was a tried and true "ToughWoman (TM)".
And the legend was born...

Copyrighted 1993, Me and Tasha Robinson.